dkiewicz
Space Cadet - UTVUnderground's La Familia
WHY I'M SO DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, our government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .
I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, our government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .
I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
