Depressed

[Cisco Kid]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
You to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this
Is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
Funds, etc .... <O</O
I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan ..I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed<O></O>

 

[mosslager]

LMAO

 

[TREE68]

nice. shared. thanx

 

[Glamisfan]

I can't read the white :banghead:

 

[JoeyD23]

I lol'd... Nice post Frank!

 

[tomcav]

when i saw the title ...my first thought was you truck caught fire .... lol nice post

 

[desertwheeler]

ROFL!!!

 

[Spicoli]

Thanks for the laugh

 

[Markflexes]

That is some funny shiit right there. Our freedoms may be eroding but I am not a catastrophizer or conspiracy theorist. I am still very grateful to live in this great free country. Try going to Mexico, Afghanistan or some other third world nation and you will be happy to live here and pay these outrageous taxes.

 

[DUNE DUMMY 29]

FUNNY BUT SAD & SO TRUE.

 

[dev's rzr]

So true thanks Frank

 

[Ali Baba]

Lol!