"Look at me, no hands!"
"This is gonna leave a mark!"
"My sponsors are gonna be pissed"
"Wonder if anyone will notice"
"Gonna feel this in the morning"
"So this is what my friends meant by, 'You Could Get Hurt Racing!'"
"No worries, I got this!"
"Houston, we have a problem...not as bad as the Apollo, but we still have a problem"
"Wonder if the guys from Magnum can fix all this stuff that is going to break when I land?"
"Oh well, it's not mine"
"DUI's only apply to the street...right!?"
"No worries, I have done this before"
"I need an air sickness bag"
"Confucius say maybe it is not me who is upside down"