Joke

mikef

Big Mike - UTVUnderground Approved
This is how I feel sometimes.... LOL.



A Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then
He decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.




When
The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
They decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
To a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
Note to God, which read:


Dear
God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
Some reason you sent it through
Washington D.C. And those assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
 
probably already old but i just hears it,

what is the difference between obama and simba

1. is a african lion and the other is a lying african.:D
 
a little jewish boy asks his dad if`he can have $50
the father replies :




$40 what do you need $30 for?
 

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