Breaking News!

[Cisco Kid]

"It just came out that President Obama brings a portable security tent with him on overseas trips so that he can read classified documents. He sets up a tent in his hotel room. Obama said it's a good way to avoid being spied on while he keeps track of who he has spied on."

 

[Cisco Kid]

"The president spoke today on the Obamacare website glitches. He said he's bringing in "the best and the brightest" to solve the problem. Why didn't he bring in the best and the brightest in the first place? See, this is typical Washington. They only bring in the best and the brightest as a last resort."

 

[PickupTrucker]

Splinters in Her Crotch!!!

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an
Anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted
A good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the
Big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked
Her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
Got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told
Him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she
Came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great
Patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see
If he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
Woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well,
I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
Timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.
I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."

Hah so true


Sent from a PRC-117 held together by boot bands and hopeful thinking

 

[PickupTrucker]

"The president spoke today on the Obamacare website glitches. He said he's bringing in "the best and the brightest" to solve the problem. Why didn't he bring in the best and the brightest in the first place? See, this is typical Washington. They only bring in the best and the brightest as a last resort."

Lowest bidder every time brother haha



Sent from a PRC-117 held together by boot bands and hopeful thinking