Henderson 250 SMACKDOWN!

[Bajaxp]

No chit talking? No predictions? No strategy? Come on!

Let's just say that BITD Pro UTV racing continues to grow and get the attention of UTV fans/racers/dealers/consumers everywhere.

So...we have three teams with a REAL, viable chance at the championship; Murry's, JX and Holz-stal. This is a double points race ladies...any team could win. Plus it is only three 45 miles laps. It will be game on! Plus the second JX car has nothing to lose, Cognito is always fast...etc.

Come on out to watch this epic battle for the championship at Hender-Jean.

Post up your predictions, chit and smack!

(I will be there to be pit-boy and freeze my azz off)

 

[HOLZ]

Its should be nice warm weather compared to us. Its 28 degrees and 40 MPH winds right now.

Chase #2 will be on its way in the morning.

 

[facteryfmf]

Pretty sure the start will be in the 29 degree range? !

 

[facteryfmf]

Snow showers Saturday AM !!!!!

 

[Bajaxp]

Weak, weak, weak smack talk. In the UTV 'old'n days' we would talk about other people's mom's, how slow they were, how they sucked, the size of their catheters, how they had a little 'Willy Johnson's,' etc. Come ON PEOPLE!

 

[JoeyD23]

I agree. Where's the trash talk?? Can we at least get the whole JX team in here? At least they talk crap to each other! Hahhaha

 

[HOLZ]

Join us this weekend on UTVunderground.com! We're ditchin' the Camaro and getting strapped into some badass UTVs!

 

[Bajaxp]

I agree. Where's the trash talk?? Can we at least get the whole JX team in here? At least they talk crap to each other! Hahhaha

Somebody said something...don't remember who (not me). Hmmm, but some team that has orange colors were members of NAMBLA? jk

 

[Heybeerman]

All I know is the guys from Cognito drink like lil bitches, the night after a race. If I would have known I would be hanging with a bunch of tea sippers. I wouldn't have gone all the way to Reno.

 

[badassmav]

All I know is the guys from Cognito drink like lil bitches, the night after a race. If I would have known I would be hanging with a bunch of tea sippers. I wouldn't have gone all the way to Reno.

Weak, weak, weak smack talk. In the UTV 'old'n days' we would talk about other people's mom's, how slow they were, how they sucked, the size of their catheters, how they had a little 'Willy Johnson's,' etc. Come ON PEOPLE!

A glossy-eyed man once told me that, "You can't drink all day.......unless you start in the morning"! Heybeerman, you listening?! Don't worry, I'll drink with you if you'll have me! Ha Heee!)
Well MP, you wanted somebody to start smackin', so I thought I'd chime in! I bet there will be some awesome side by side duels going on amongst the top golf carts. I hope there's a chopper above when it comes down, 'cause it's win or break time, boys! Can someone please outline the championship scenario for me ? (i.e. Murray needs to win and JX has to finish no better than 3rd in order for the Murrays to be crowned series champion, etc.)
That being said, I'm kind of curious about the strategy that the contending teams will enter the race with. Is it balls out from the beginning? If so, does that mean you are pushing the car to at least 95% of its capacity? No driver changes or fuel stops (if logistically possible), I assume? We here at MB Motorsports sincerely hope that the front runners will be driving their vehicles at full capacity, with those badass Kroyer engines. Any guesses on what the average winning M.P.H. will be for our class? 46 mph maybe? I don't think our ton of fun can match that fast of a pace! But it sure would be fun to find out .................................

 

[the stripping shop]

badass mav coastal is the only team that runs kroyer motors. according to baja,heybeerman,they dont know how to drive cvt system with kroyer motor had to go back to stock and had to learn how to drive at baja 1000 miles. which they did one hell of job.lol only thing is did brandon learn how?

 

[HOLZ]

I don't think our ton of fun can match that fast of a pace! But it sure would be fun to find out .................................

You must first finish to finish first.

 

[Bajaxp]

A glossy-eyed man once told me that, "You can't drink all day.......unless you start in the morning"! Heybeerman, you listening?! Don't worry, I'll drink with you if you'll have me! Ha Heee!)
Well MP, you wanted somebody to start smackin', so I thought I'd chime in! I bet there will be some awesome side by side duels going on amongst the top golf carts. I hope there's a chopper above when it comes down, 'cause it's win or break time, boys! Can someone please outline the championship scenario for me ? (i.e. Murray needs to win and JX has to finish no better than 3rd in order for the Murrays to be crowned series champion, etc.)
That being said, I'm kind of curious about the strategy that the contending teams will enter the race with. Is it balls out from the beginning? If so, does that mean you are pushing the car to at least 95% of its capacity? No driver changes or fuel stops (if logistically possible), I assume? We here at MB Motorsports sincerely hope that the front runners will be driving their vehicles at full capacity, with those badass Kroyer engines. Any guesses on what the average winning M.P.H. will be for our class? 46 mph maybe? I don't think our ton of fun can match that fast of a pace! But it sure would be fun to find out .................................

The dork who won it last year did it in 2 hours 48 minutes covering the 135 miles at an average speed of 48.21 mph. This is a very fast race and a very fast course. My guess is that most teams are going with a 'win or break' attitude maybe with the exception of the Murry's because they have the most to lose. Can't wait to watch this race.

 

[Heybeerman]

lol only thing is did brandon learn how?

He kinda had it figured out at the BlueWater. But most of that was due to the exceptionally GREAT Co-Driver.

 

[Bajaxp]

He kinda had it figured out at the BlueWater. But most of that was due to the exceptionally GREAT Co-Driver.

Co-driver constantly saying, 'come on Sally drive faster,' then reaching over with his left foot and smashing Brandon's foot into the gas pedal. Secrets revealed and true story!

 

[the stripping shop]

He kinda had it figured out at the BlueWater. But most of that was due to the exceptionally GREAT Co-Driver.

lol maybe it was diet he went on lol diet

 

[Heybeerman]

Co-driver constantly saying, 'come on Sally drive faster,' then reaching over with his left foot and smashing Brandon's foot into the gas pedal. Secrets revealed and true story!

You forgot some of the most important parts of my strategy.

I hold his foot down.....BRRRRaaaaaP! Brandon screams like a little Bitch.....we hit a fat gap.....Caleb from Mad Media snaps a sweet shot. We go on to win.

Then Brandon blows the interview with George. :-(
(see the pattern here?)

 

[Heybeerman]

Wait......

Am I supposed to talk shit about my driver....or the other drivers?

I always get confused.

 

[badassmav]

Wait......

Am I supposed to talk shit about my driver....or the other drivers?

I always get confused.

Must be the beer!

 

[BiggJim]

All I know is the guys from Cognito drink like lil bitches, the night after a race. If I would have known I would be hanging with a bunch of tea sippers. I wouldn't have gone all the way to Reno.

Hah....Thats a hoot! If J-X knew how to party we would have had the help we needed to burn Reno down! But when our little 4 man team shows up we are underpowered! You must have already forgotten about all of the "pre-race" fun we had in Vegas!!!!

"Holz-tal" gets the clean air and you know Mark will be pushing that little car to the end of its limit while out front....I can guarentee it will be a race between Lambert and Schueler to put the pressure on Mark....From what I have personally seen it looks like Brandon has practiced driving thru the desert with a blindfold on.... dust doesnt seem to effect him.....but then again we have a possibility of there being no dust...If thats case....all bets are off.