Hi my name is Abram Yoder (aka Cornholio), this is my son Samuel. Welcome to Amish Country, now go back to where you freakin came from and leave us alone....
What? I didn't know the Amish carried M4's? Man it's a crazy assed world these days, yeah REAL friendly, huh?...
I can just hear it now ,don't be driven your fancy golf carts thru our corn fields or you will be dealing with Abram & Samuel Yoder from the cornholio clan and they dont like city folk much .