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Don't let anyone tell you that Cajun's aren't smart!!!
Only a person in Louisiana could think of this.
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From the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this true story.
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Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma , Louisiana .
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After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
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After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
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He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a fine summer night-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights.
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He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron's vehicles left.
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At last, when his was the only car in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
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The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, pulled the man over, and
administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer
indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
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Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
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"I doubt it," said the truly proud Coonass. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."
Only a person in Louisiana could think of this.
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</OFrom the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this true story.
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</ORecently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma , Louisiana .
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</OAfter last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
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</OAfter what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
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</OHe sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a fine summer night-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights.
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</OHe moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron's vehicles left.
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</OAt last, when his was the only car in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
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</OThe police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, pulled the man over, and
administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer
indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
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</ODumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
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</O"I doubt it," said the truly proud Coonass. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."
