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[dkiewicz]

The Department of Defense briefed the President this morning.

They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan.

To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazilian?"

This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

 

[Rzrcsi]

HA! Nice....

 

[Cisco Kid]

LOL

 

[ROTAX]

I just sharted

 

[dunerat]

Lol

 

[megadesertdiesel]

oh, fuggin Barry!!

 

[grumpysrzr4]

that's great. keep 'em coming

 

[granny]

dont show your ignorance.!!!!

 

[grumpysrzr4]

don't know if that statement was meant for me or the thread but yes . I'm ignorant, over 60 and do give a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis .any body got any more obama jokes.

 

[Cisco Kid]

Obama Care Vs Blue Cross

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure
> a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells
> him to take all of his clothes off.
>
> When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the
> table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes off all of her
> clothes and climbs on top, and has her way with him.
>
> Upon the completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks
> what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that
> studies have shown that, before a vasectomy, if the man has an
> ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier
> for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery
> safer, more efficient and quicker.
>
> The nurse then wheels the patient down the hall to the
> operating room.
>
> While they are going down the hall, the patient looks through a
> window to the right and sees six men in a room, masturbating.
>
> Curious, the man asks,"What are they doing in there?"
>
> The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you
> have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."

 

[grumpysrzr4]

LMOA......wait, I have to go change my DEPENDS

 

[98GP]

good jokes! Got more?

 

[Cisco Kid]

Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? A: Undocumented democrats.

Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The Country!

Q: What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan? A: No drink JUST ICE!

Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"

Q: Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable? A: Barackoli

Q: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears. A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President.

Q: Why won't Barack Obama be celebrating his birthday? A: Republicans won't let Democrats raise taxes on the rich let alone Barack Obama's age!

Q: Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A: He thought Barry sounded too American. U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency. So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card?

What kind of doctor do you need to fix Obamacare? A URLologist

 

[granny]

Idiot.!!!

 

[dkiewicz]

Idiot.!!!

Actually he's a very smart man. He is a world traveler and considered to be a knowledge expert in architectural design, his chosen profession. He is also a damn good mechanic/restorer. On the other hand, you seem to just be a potty mouthed disgruntled individual with an ax to grind. If you don't like the humor, go away; it's real easy.

I actually voted for Obama (maybe rethinking my choices now) but I still find it funny. We all have traits and issues we can laugh at, what's yours? Insulting people because they tell a joke? That's not funny to me.

Try again, maybe you'll make us laugh.

 

[dunerat]

Actually he's a very smart man. He is a world traveler and considered to be a knowledge expert in architectural design, his chosen profession. He is also a damn good mechanic/restorer. On the other hand, you seem to just be a potty mouthed disgruntled individual with an ax to grind. If you don't like the humor, go away; it's real easy.

I actually voted for Obama (maybe rethinking my choices now) but I still find it funny. We all have traits and issues we can laugh at, what's yours? Insulting people because they tell a joke? That's not funny to me.

Try again, maybe you'll make us laugh.
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Yeah what he said X2

 

[crazywatson]

You can't argue with someone that can only call you names and lacks the intelligence to argue there point.

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[grumpysrzr4]

I think this trouble person is exactly that a trouble maker waiting for some one to say the wrong thing. Trojan horse. need more obama jokes

 

[G.T.]

Splinters in Her Crotch!!!

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an
Anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted
A good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the
Big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked
Her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
Got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told
Him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she
Came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great
Patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see
If he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
Woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well,
I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
Timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.
I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."

 

[RWTDCT]

Now that's funny .