Got a call from the Sheriff's Dept.

[RacingDreamz]

Sheriff's dept just called my house and said Mr. Jones we have a complaint on your dog ! I said really what did he do ? Deputy said complainant said your dog was chasing some kid on a bicycle..... I Said well thats funny! Officer said why is that ? I said my dog doesn't have a bicycle .

 

[Slacker]

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?........................Because she has no arms!

Knock Knock.........who's there?...................Not Sarah!!